Greetings! I can't believe I've already missed a day - but what a day it was! The mayor came by unannounced to give me an award for my composting.

#2 - I compost. You compost too? In a...heap? Oh. How nice for you. A heap.

I fashion my compost piles into woodland animals.

Ways I'm Better Than You

You know what? There isn't enough time in the world to list them all! Instead, I'll just list one per day.

#1 My house is cleaner than yours. I would go crazy with all that clutter...but I guess it works for you.